when people flirt with me
asking a prostitute for a discount because the product has been used
i dont think people understand how lonely i am on facebook
omg
I love her! be my friend!!!
(Source: somaliks)
Dude, her mom is such a good hype man.
Guys, I swear on my life, this is the funniest thing I’ve EVER fucking seen in my life. omg.
(Source: ricequeen)



















